Best Rum Cake Ever Joke

Funny joke i heard from a retired dad at a birthday party a man walks into a pub with a tiny box in one hand and a weird looking lamp in the other.

Best rum cake ever joke.

Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Recipe best rum cake ever. Joke recipe this recipe has been checked for typos there are none ingredients. Check that rum again for quality.

To be sure the rum is of the highest quality pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Therefore we have a black cake which has two names the second name is caribbean rum soaked fruit cake which is exactly what a rum cake is just with a little bit extras. Sample the rum again.

Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Sugar and beat again. Let it cool and prepare the rum. Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality.

1 or 2 quarts rum. 1 tsp baking soda. Sample the rum again. Before you start sample the rum to check for quality.

Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. It must be just right.

Add 4 eggs 1 2 cup cold water 1 2 cup vegetable oil and 1 2 cup baquardi rum 80 proof. Check the rum again and bo to ged. With an electric mixer beat butter in large fluffy bowl. Turn off the heat and mix in the rum.

Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice. In a saucepan melt the butter and mix in the water and sugar and boil for 5 minutes while stirring. Once the cake is cooled invert the cake on a serving plate and pierce the top to make holes all over the cake. Add 1 seaspoon of.

Some of the variations of a rum cake that are known are a golden rum cake rum baba rum soaked cake and a few others. 1 or 2 quarts rum. Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice. Check the rum again.

Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. 1 cup dried fruit. Baking powder not gun 4 c flour. I told you face down on the floor.

Lol the original recipe calls for dark rum i had regular clear rum. In a preheated oven to 325 bake the cake for 1 hours. It must be just right. Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc.

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc.